Sun 1 Apr 2007
Canadian Pills
Posted by anaglyph under Spam Observations
[18] Comments
Spam Observations #38
My new best friend Charlie Biendsell wrote to me today extolling the virtues of Canadian Pills. Canadian Pills! One can only assume that this is what the Mounties use to get their man!
Charlie’s Canadian Pills schtick is pretty dull:
From: charlie@suckerborneveryminute.com
Subject: For ReverendCanadian pills have been proven to work, and use only the highest quality ingredients available anywhere.
… blah blah blah… but things spark up when the testimonials kick in:
“I Couldn’t believe the change…”
“Guys, I took the plunge and ordered a 120 day supply of Canada based pills. All I can say is THANK God I DID! Using the measuring guide in the free en1argement exercise section I can proudly tell you that I have gained over 1.8 inches in length and 1.6 inches in girth, AGAIN thank you!”
ALEJANDRA, Arkansas
Uh huh. Measuring guide, eh? Now there’s an idea. I wonder if that measuring guide uses the kind of inches that might be found on a normal ruler, or if, maybe, they are slightly smaller… Oh, but I am too cynica1.
But the most intriguing endorsement is this one:
“My partner has no idea, but has commented on my peni$ feeling thicker on entry lol.. Another thing i have noticed and i know she has been telling her girlfriends is my increased $ex dr1ve and confidence in bed.
I want it far more often now and even if I had never gained I now know that with the improved confidence and fuller erections and also improved dr1ve I can always put a smile on her face. So far so very good. Thank you sooo much!”
Antoinette, Denver
Antoinette?
O-k-a-y. I’m staying well away from those Canadian Pills.
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Yes, you spotted it – just one further indication of spammer gender confusion…
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reverend you get the best spam…. I never thought I’d say this but I have spam envy
WHAT!?! Charlie Biendsell is GIVING AWAY THE CANADIAN NATIONAL SECRETS!?!?!
You know this means he must die now… but the traditional Canadian execution method… he will be dressed up as a poplar tree and fed to beavers.
Alajandra is also a female name. I guess they like ’em a little diffr’nt in Arkansaw.
“Thank you sooo much” is something a girl would say. Maybe these pills have some gender-bending side effects.
Do you know how Canada got it’s name? They put a whole bunch of letters into a bag and pulled them out one at a time.
C, eh?
N, eh?
D, eh?
I’m Canadian….and we sell only the best quality pills. Not sure what they do for you but they are the best.
Good April Fools story!!
jedimacfan: That is such and old joke, eh? :-)
I woont buy pills o THAT sort from a cuntry that dont evn got a peninsula t speak of.
Nurse Myra: Do you want some? I have plenty to spare…
MJD: I think Charlie might be demonstrating some problem knowing exactly what beavers are.
Casey: You are so right! I’ve evidently I missed the point of this particular product…
Jam: Maybe?
jmf: New Zealanders say ‘eh’ too. I wonder if there are ‘New Zealand Pills’?
Sirdar: Like I said, I’m staying right away from your Pills. They muck around too much with poplars and beavers.
Joey: See comment re poplars and beavers.
Yeah, whatever. Are they made with real Canadians, or just those cheap American imitation Canucks?
Actually, come to think of it, I’ve dated a few Canadian pills.
I hope your gender remained intact.
Now I finally understand the opening words to the Canadian National Anthem-
“Oh, Canada!”
Wonder why this reminds me of . . .
“Oh, I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.”
Wonder why this reminds me of . . .
“Oh, I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.”
(skip to: )
“I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I’d been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.”
(Maybe the Monte Python boys got into some of those Canadian pills.)
Sorry, that’s “Monty” Python.
Having just come back from a sojourn in Canada I can confirm the The Canadian Pills Taste of Maple Syrup. However, I did not want to dress up like a girlie.