Wed 30 Jan 2013
Call Me Ishmael. Or Biffers. Or Anita.
Posted by anaglyph under Spam Observations
[9] Comments
Captain George Biffers Ishmael contacted me this morning, with exciting news:
Am a captain with Royal Caribbean Luxury cruise ship, my name is George Biffers Ishmael, I am 57 years British born but i relocate with my late dad back Egypt when i was 12, my dad was originally from Egypt.i later return back to UK. am a member royal Caribbean luxury cruise ship, I was deployed as a rescue team of the italian cruise ship Costa Concordia disaster on 13 January 2012.I would like to share some personal information about my personal experience and role which I played in the pursuit of my career which was at the fore-front of the italian cruise ship Costa Concordia disaster Tuscan island of Giglio italy.
See the site below for more information.
http://www.cbsnews.com/2718-202_162-1422/italian-cruise-disaster/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16561382I will need you to assist me to received This funds in a consignment.As soon as i hear from you i will give you details after reading my mail and reading the site please reply.
Anita George
So, reading between the lines here, it’s now blindingly obvious what happened to the Costa Concordia, right?
Don’t know about that Concordia shit. Even if he was in the forefront of it – hey, I respect honesty.
He’s from Egypt. He’s the man for me on my SAFE luxury cruise down the Nile to Giza.
Rev, pls send me his contact details immediately.
I’m not sure he’s the man for you. I don’t think he’s sure either.
This is the very thing I’ve been warning about for years Reverend… what will be happening all over the place if these Greenpeas get their way and fill our seas with angry cetaceans.
These bastards have long memories.
Especially the white ones.
I tried to make out Gregory Peck, on the bridge, but it’s difficult …
Anything that Gregory Peck is involved with is DOOMED by a curse.
Maybe we should warn Biffers.
Better to try to make out with Gregory Peck.
Are you sure that’s a whale? It looks like one of the baddies from Stingray
That is indeed a real whale. It is slightly possible that I might have altered its size a leeetle bit.