Fri 15 Jan 2010
Blue Movie
Posted by anaglyph under Cow Matters, Movies
[21] Comments
It’s going to be quiet for a few days faitful Acowlytes. I’m taking some time off to work on my new movie magnum opus. It’s in 3D and Sensurround and Smellovision, and I expect to retire obscenely wealthy on the billions I rake in from the merchandising.
It’s called Cowvatar…
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I have to confess that this was actually Atlas’s idea – I’m way too dumb to think of such things.
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Strange I never noticed your appendage before, you know the one that ‘links’ to the cow. It explains rather a lot Rev…
Looks like you’re going for a Bollywood feel there, lots of flute fondling too – perfect for a blue movie.
Does the Reverend PP have a cameo?
Perhaps Melissa can help out too – as these Hindi productions are always beset by pesky fleas.
Given the exchange rate of the rupee you’ll still clear the 23 million mark, not bad for a few days work.
Happy shooTing
The King
Reminds me of an old acid trip from the late 60’s
Now that is a movie I would watch
Th chick put down her piccolo,
And took up sompm new;
And that is how, Ill have you know,
That fuckin bull got blue.
Bulls are spposta be well-hung —
A myth we might dispel.
Tween his legs THIS bull coud use,
A little more cowbell.
{HAHAHAHAHAHA! ~ The Reverend}
That’s the best use of ‘cowbell’ I’ve heard since Bruce Dickinson Joey, if it were up to me another medal would be heading you way!
We are amused.
The King
Use yer royal influence, yer majesty.
In th meantime, Ill accept a knighthood, I guess.
Th moon arose and bathed a woman and her bull in light.
Th bull’s blue balls were only then reveald to her sight.
“You shoud find a cow and fuck her,” said th woman, sneering.
Th blue-balld bull missd not a beat and said, “You volunteering?”
The blue bull has really fired up Joey’s pomin’ skills.
Yeah.
Usualy its a Red Bull that gets fokes all ampd up.
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Here’s the shirt you oughta sell in your Cow Shoppe.
Stop it you guys. This is MY blog. I’m supposed to be the clever one.
Well it’s a tough gig with the likes of Sir Joey around. Even Atlas seems set on a peerage at some point.
Yes I wrote Sir Joey – it’s official, perhaps a medal to commemorate this special event is in order, now where’s that pesky medalsmith, I wonder…
The King
Hey! Whose kingdom is this anyway?
Well, if you have to ask…
The King
Nothin beats a great bunch o bandmates — right, Revrend?
Darn tootin’
Arise Sir Joey!
The King
Never gonna happen, KW. Joey is ALWAYS on his knees.
King Willy: Put your scepter away before you poke someone’s eye out.
Atlas: But he could get his homonculus to stand on his shoulders for added height…