Fri 20 Oct 2006
Baggage X-Ray?
Posted by anaglyph under Scary, Signs
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For reasons that I’m not at liberty to divulge, I found myself this week being issued security clearance for access to one of the off-limits-to-mere-mortals areas of Sydney Airport.
This is what my pass said:
How do they know? Or more worryingly, did they do something to me so that they would be certain? Jeez. I prolly need to up my dose of SPUR-M for a while.
(And imagine this if you will – I’m walking along the concourse and two women look at me and cluck with sympathy. Damn. I may as well have a badge that says ‘Impotent’. I wanted to say “I’m not, I’m not, I swear!” but I know what they’re going to think: “You’ve got an official badge that says it, chum. You can say what you want but we know what we’re going to tell everyone on the plane…”)
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So your snake on a plane isn’t as ferocious as others, eh?
I hope you dressed appropriately because I’ve often said, “If you’re gonna be impo’tent you gotta look impo’tent.”
Even if you’re sterile, I’d still recommend wearing a glove. You never know where they’ve been.
Low on germ, huh?
It looks like some sort of prop from THX 1138.
Not only are you sterile but apparently you have also expired. I am so sorry. Condolences.
Thanks people. I knew you’d be supportive.