Sat 24 Dec 2011
Baffling Ball
Posted by anaglyph under Idiots, In The News, Signs, Skeptical Thinking, Space, Strange Lands
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From today’s Sydney Morning Herald:
‘A large metallic ball has fallen out of the sky on a remote grassland in Namibia, prompting baffled authorities to contact NASA and the European space agency.’
The authorities in Namibia obviously are baffled easily, at least by technology. This is evidenced less by the fact that don’t know what this thing is, than that they don’t know how to use the internet. Within mere seconds of the above photograph appearing in the media the object had been identified ((It’s a hydrazine propellant tank, commonly used on satellite launch vehicles.)) by at least, oh, a thousand less-than-baffled people.
The best part of the AFP report, though, is this phrase:
‘It was made of a “metal alloy known to man” and weighed six kilograms, said police forensics director Paul Ludik.’
Is it just me, or is there a whimsical phantom ‘not’ lurking in that quoted description? To precis the whole event: a welded spherical object made by humans fell in the desert. Just how baffling is this, really, in an age where there are over three thousand satellites orbiting the earth and thousands of other flying craft ploughing through the atmosphere every day? Not very, is the considered TCA assessment.
Anyways, elsewhere in Namibia, a less-reported phenomenon occurred. This strange metal sphere, featuring a message in a language known to man (and woman, quite bizarrely) really has the experts baffled. I leave it with you to ponder its meaning.
Don’t be baffled for too long though. You’ll need all your wits about you come January 1.
Oh yes, my loyal Cowmrades. You didn’t really think I’d forget…?
ELEMENTS USED IN ALLOY KNOWN TO MAN FOUND ON PERIODIC TABLE
Yup. That’s the calibre, alright.
RETURN OF MISSING TABLE OF ELEMENTS EXPECTED
Physicist: “It’s always been periodic”
Groan.
SKEPTICS UNCONVINCED
The gods must be crazy.
Oh dear…maybe you’re not old enough to remember that?
Happy festivities!
Not old enough? Bwahahahahaha!
I wish.
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Ah, interesting. A new spam scam – I hadn’t thought of that!
Since it’s Christmas & all, maybe you could send it on account. I PROMISE I will send money in return :)
Merry Xmas Reverend and Violet Towne xx
Thanks Nurse Myra! I hope your Christmas is merry & bright!
The Gods Must Be Crazy Part 3!
These days the sphere would have the Apple logo emblazoned upon it.
No, it would have to be a cube falling from the sky for that to be true.
True.
Well, to be fair, let’s acknowledge the high likelihood that the alloy it’s made of is UNknown to SOME men — including a high percentage ofNamibian grasslanders.
In that case, the ‘authorities’ in Namibia are likely to be baffled by anything more technological than a yo-yo.
Hope you & yours had a Merry one, Rev.
It’s still Christmas where I am, so I give you folks permission to keep celebratin’.
— Joe-Ho-Ho
OK! We will then!