Tue 16 Jan 2007
Angelo the Flavour Chemist?
Posted by anaglyph under Bizarre, Sound, Technology, Weird Messages
[11] Comments
Regular Cow visitors will remember some of the weird messages I’ve managed to attract to my answering machine. Today I arrived home to find another one. I can only think that the universe is trying to tell me something. I really wish I understood Universalese.
Chicken machine?
(I totally swear that these are real messages).
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Oh, and in case anyone is wondering, the reason that the nice English lady always says ‘Monday, 12am’ is that every time the power fails the answering machine clock defaults. I used to reset it but I just gave up…
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11 Responses to “ Angelo the Flavour Chemist? ”
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[…] I am totally indebted to TastesLikeChicken! for pointing out to me the wondrous inventions available at Global Trade Purveyor alibaba.com. There can be no doubt at all that this is where Angelo does his shopping. […]
he is a New Zealander that works for the airlines and his Checkin Machine is not working and he got your name from Qantas. Bleeding obvious really. Reverend why do I have to do your work for you, sheesh.
By the way I have done forensic work deciphering recordings for the Police. (They put the bug on the rear of the fridge so every 10 mins it was impossible to hear what was said)
Can I cook chicken bladders with this machine?
Did he call you Clyde? That message may be for me then. This is why I don’t have an answering machine.
Not eggsactly clear, is it.
I cant imagine a werse situation in which t dial a wrong numbr …
… cause when yer chicken machine breaks down …
The last place I would want my chicken machine breaking down is in Penrith. Poor Angelo. He sounded so panicky, like those chickens might revolt at any moment…
hewhohears: Hmmm. So that’s where you got your name from. Tap tap tap… testing, one two….
jmf: I dunno. Ring Angelo and find out…
archshrk: If I didn’t have an answering machine I wouldn’t be able to bring you these interesting tidbits.
Jam: It’s perfectly clear that he has a broken chicken machine…
Joey: I’m imagining that it’s havoc out there in Penrith right now.
Bean: On a hot day like today I’m thinking those chickens would be pretty revolting anyway.
Maybe Hugo Marn was showing his contempt for Angelo’s conceptual art by unplugging his chicken machine
Maybe Angelo was talking about this.
I’m intrigued by the claim – ‘It is really a money machine!!!’. Is the seller trying to tell us this is actually a printing machine cunningly modified to press chickens?
…I wonder if Angelo has any of those other ‘Related Products’ mentioned (e.g. Vegetarian Chicken Modeling Machine….WTF!)?
Tastes Like Chicken!: Your comment was interecepted as spam by Akismet, hence its late arrival. I will be doing a post about the Chicken Machine – stay tuned…