Fri 4 May 2007
The Envelope Please…
Posted by anaglyph under Books, Cow Matters, Laughs, Words
[8] Comments
Thank you Cowerati for your wonderful submissions for ideas for Classic works of literature suitably reduced in scale for publication as Nano Editions, a la Teeny Ted from Turnip Town.
I can tell you that judging a winner was a tough call from so many chuckle-worthy entries. In the end I just had to go with my initial instincts and give the prize to the suggestion that most surprised and delighted me on first reading.
First, some Honourable Mentions:
Phoebe Fay got a chuckle with The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Neighbourhood, as did Casey with Slaughterhouse .5. Chickie definitely got a laugh with The Okay Earth, and Joey also raised a guffaw with … (his abbreviated version of Waiting for Godot)
Pil continued to completely confuse me with a book that Adolf Hitler almost certainly never even thought of writing, Mein Achselhöhle (about his armpit…?), and HughT almost pipped the winner at the post with his wonderful The Life of Pi to Four Decimal Places.
In the end, I had to go with the suggestion that I thought most succinctly summed up the spirit of the Nano Publication (ie, a Classic with essence suitably distilled for sub-miniature reproduction), combined with the most outrageous pun. It was, of course, Radiocative Jam‘s Less Miserables.
Jam, the trophy is yours. Salut, and well done. An appropriate prize is winging its way across the Pacific.
Wow. I’m… speechles.
:-D
So my Achsel Hole is undr my armski?
Ida guessd it was lowern that.
Your asshole must be higher up, Joey, you show it all the time.
I have to say that the best man won.
Yeah. I aint inclind to dispute th Revrends dcision.
Jus dont take that t mean that Im agreein 100% wif Casey.
With those answers, I have to say you have the wittiest commenters in blogsville. I am in no shape to contribute on that level today. But I did want to say hello.
Indeed the best entry won. And it was up against a very good bunch – a Micropedia of Mirth, if you will. Isn’t it nice that somewhere in the world, excellence is rewarded. And punnage.
Congrats to Jam, thanks to Rev and all for the giggles :)
Congratulations all! On with the show!