Wed 23 Dec 2009
All Seated On the Ground
Posted by anaglyph under Cow Matters
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Well then, Merry Acowlytes. It’s the time of year again when visions of sugar plums dance in the heads of dreaming children, little drummer boys go parrum-a-pum-pum, partridges perch in pear trees and countless other similar surreal events unfold.
There’s no way The Cow can begin to compete with the many bizarre spectacles of Christmas, so it remains for me to simply wish you all a Merry Yuletide, and the best of all things as we approach 2010. Thanks for all your wit, wisdom and humour (I use all those words advisedly) in 2009, and make sure you’re here at The Cow to ring in the new on January 1! You know you’ll have to hand in your medals if you’re not. That means you too, Tom.
Hristos se rod!
Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom!
Feliz Natal!
Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa!
Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto!
Gledileg Jol!
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I don’t expect many of you to get the joke in the cartoon above. But for those who remember the tedious long religious carol services of our youth, there should be a laugh. I hope.
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Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin flew away!
Crăciun fericit şi un An Nou Fericit, Rev (from Canis)
Good thing you didn’t make fun of Christianity and Christmas. You’d just piss someone off and end up pagan for it later.
Queen Willy: Ah, good to see you’re keeping up! Hark the hare-lipped angels sing!
Atlas: Good thing I’m not making fun of physical disabilities either.
Keep that Christ in Xmas my friend!
Personally, I prefer my Xmas with Xtra X.
Oh, you’re FRIENDS now! How sweet.
I don’t think Malach knows what the X stands for.
I don’t think we know what Malach stands for.
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Yer image-adder is bustd, Revrend.
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No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!!!!!
(Sorry about the image adder code – don’t know what’s the story there and don’t have the time to check right now)
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I have a feeling this is going to be one of the best comment threads in the history of the cow
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(This is the first time that joke was ever used).
If those are the shepherds in fields where they lay, I wonder which one of them “just can’t quit” the other.
Merry Giftmas!
Hmm let me guess, in the left hand corner of the etching we have “Joey the Pole-Axe Polanski”. In the right hand corner we have “Atlas: famed for his killer ‘weight of the world’ right hand…
In the middle we have the referee, or ‘The Rev’ as he’s affectionately known, who appears (once again) to be startled from his slumbers by some kind of match beginning to start up.
Amazing the foresight of the artist, who would have thought all these years later his work would be so prophetic?
Merry Xenumas
The King
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number 35
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Hahaha
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HAHAHAHA
(@ th two latest)
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One o th things thats especialy fun about this coments-string is lookin at th shepherd on th right. He sorta looks diffrent, dpending on what th shepherd on th left has said. Somtimes he jus looks sorta unflappable. Othr times he gots sompm of a “WTF?” look about im.
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BTW: Merry Christmas, Revrend — to you and th whole famly.
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#92: Almost as surreal as Safety Craig.
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It has been brought to my attention that folks maybe missing out on the gag in Cowment #69.
And fer anyone whos havin trouble wit th gag in #9, HEREs a vid that might help.
@Atlas: Yeah – although i did know what you were doing, we don’t have that down here. The only reason I know is that there is a gag like that in the film I’m working on.
@Joey: Well, thanks for the visual aid, but I think most of us got that one…………..