Mon 13 Mar 2006
Aliens Ate My Cow
Posted by anaglyph under Cow Matters, Geek, Laughs
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I’ve been meaning to write something about the eerie phenomenon of Alien Cattle Abduction for some time (because you know this will be a subject of continued concern here at The Cow), and now Radioactive Jam has stumbled across some breaking news in Canada. Visit this site and find out all about the unsettling facts that governments are hiding from us!
Thanks RaJ, and thanks Canadian Milk Board for doing something funny with advertising for a change.
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If aliens stoppd abductin cows, then th Milky Way woud dry up.
Do the give the cows anal probes?
Joey: That’s right! Then what the hell would we use the Big Dipper for?
Anne Arkham: Sheesh. I’ve already got people visiting my site from Googling ‘man having sex with cow’ and ‘see him squirt on a cow’ (really), and now I’m going to get alien perverts looking for cow anal probes.
Anaglyph Said: Sheesh. I’ve already got people visiting my site from Googling ‘man having sex with cow’ and ‘see him squirt on a cow’ (really), and now I’m going to get alien perverts looking for cow anal probes.
Yes, but in my defense, I was really drunk. And I’m glad I did find your site, no matter how I stumbled across it.
I just checked, your site would be the second in google’s database with that phrase– ah, crap! By checking I’ve now added the following Sponsored Links to my permanent search history record:
“Discreet Anal Toy Store” — Butt Plugs, Beads, How To Videos
100% Discreet Shipping & Billing. http://www.TooTimid.com
And…
“Florida – Anal Probes” — Looking for Anal Probes Info in Florida? Find it here!
http://www.local.com
I think I need to go wash my eyeballs. And purge my search-cache…
(apparently there’s no cow-enabled related links. Yet.)
That’s what aliens do when they abduct someone/something. Everybody knows that.
Of course everyone knows they do it. The question is who knows why they do it?