Fri 28 Sep 2007
A River in Egypt
Posted by anaglyph under Bizarre, Idiots, Politics, Words
[13] Comments
The Weasel has this week opined that the world is not facing a problem of climate change so much as climate shift.
And in a stunning revelation he asserts that the reason that we have any problem at all here in Australia is because of ecologically minded people:
… if some years ago we had not bowed so much to the greens and had built more dams, maybe things would have been different, and that applies all around the country.
So, to recap – don’t be concerned, the climate is not changing, just shifting, and that’s not something you should worry your pretty little head about. If people tell you different they’re probably evil Greenies who, as everybody clearly knows, want to cause the world to shrivel to a dessicated husk due to a lack of dams.
Yeah, so it will really suck though PM Weasel, if say the Equator Weather decides to shift to the Artic Circle.
Those dam greenies.
Is that what they mean by shifting sands?
Damn.
Hey, decades ago Ronald Reagan warned us that trees are the biggest polluters. If we’d cut all the trees down then, there’d probably be no problem today.
Is there something in the bottled water that world leaders are drinking these days? That’s making them stupid?
Dams? You mean the big sediment stopping, heavy metal concentrating, fresh water supply evaaporation machines would have saved Australia? Those envrironmentalists are so dumb.
Weasel is the yang to Tim Flannery’s yin.Or his evil twin.
http://www.theweathermakers.com/
I laffd so hard I shit my pants.
Pardn me while I go … ummm … shift em.
The Weasel’s taxpayer-funded marketing department must have missed the memo. The $25 million propaganda blitz we’re paying for still calls it ‘Climate Change’. I’m so confused …
Malach: That would be the fault of the Greens too.
archshrk: Yeah. I bet they hate beavers an all.
Pil: That’s what you call “Burying your head in the sand”
Cissy Strutt: And blast. Like as in Nucular.
Colonel: Plus trees harbour birds, and as jmf will tell you, we surely don’t want none of those.
htgt: It can’t be bottled water, because all the voters drink that too and that would make them… oh wait. Maybe you’re on to something there…
Casey: Yeah. You know how the US dammed the Colorado, and it provided water to thousands of American farmers? Like that. Oh sure, it completely wrecked Mexico, but swings & roundabouts, right?
wolfman: I don’t picture them coming from the same womb. Howard would have used up all the nutrients for himself and Tim Flannery would have been born an homonculus.
Joey: Send the cleaning bill to The Weasel.
Universal Head: He, er, shifts his mind so often that I’m constantly confused as to why anyone ever believes the slightest thing he says.
And then when the people living in Northern Mexico, with used to include all of the Colorado lose thier land and farming and fishing in Baja, where do they want to go? And then what do we do?
Retarded.
Yep. Retarded is the word.