Wed 31 Mar 2010
This Just In
Posted by anaglyph under In The News
[6] Comments
Acowlytes, I’m sad to say that there is no longer any question: we are all plainly out of the league of the professionals.
(The key here is the word ‘reveals’. If the headline had said ‘I’m gay, Ricky Martin admits‘ then we’d still be in the game).
Maybe he’s just happy.
With all that money I’d be happy too. But probably not gay.
No freakin’ way, next you will be telling me that Freddy Mercury was gay
Malach, as usual, completely missing the point.
I’m retarded, Malach reveals.
I am a queen, Elizabeth II reveals