Wed 17 Mar 2010
White Meat, Or Dark…*
Posted by anaglyph under Laughs, Movies, Ooky, Silly
[13] Comments
You may remember that a little ways back I told you about a film called Shriek of the Mutilated, which, aside from having one of the best movie titles ever, is a work of cinema so terrible that it’s a must see. My friend Sean points out that io9 has a short clip up at the moment which allows you to get a taste of the full awfulness of this creation.
As well as some truly frightful yeti action, the snippet features some awesome ‘girl-in-lingerie-terror’ acting. Truly, girls, you need to watch this. Among other things you will learn that if you are trapped in a bathroom by an insane over-sized teddybear-with-fangs, you should flap ineffectually at the window with your hands and pull your hair across your face a lot.
Apparently SOTM is now available on DVD. This is something that the world has needed for many decades.
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*You have to see the film.
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I love movies like this, added it to must watch
Oh it’s working now, more hair tousling than a commercial for shampoo!
Very funny, when Ewoks turn bad…
The King
She certainly wasn’t chosen for her acting ability. I imagine the casting session went something like this:
“Do you have a spare weekend and a flimsy nightdress? You’re hired!”
I had a hard time hearing the excellent music and sound because it was drowned out by the shitty “music” and abysmal sounds. The excellent stuff must be very quiet or something. I’ll go give it another listen…
If it wasn’t for that awesome music my friend, that monster would look like some guy running around in a teddy bear outfit.
Ironically, if some guy DID come after me in a suit like that, snarling and snorting, I probably would react in much the same way as that woman. At least on my way to my gun.
I hope you’re practising the hair acting.
I shave my head very short, so my acting is neither hair nor there.
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who is boneman?
he is scary.
The boneman has been around for a long time. You just haven’t noticed until now.
QW hasn’t seen the boneman in a long time? You mean to tell me that King Willy has gone limp?
You wish Atlas, the bone is not mightier than the sword around here! Now we won’t even get into my lance…
The King