Tue 24 Jun 2008
Nun Breath
Posted by anaglyph under Bizarre, Creepy, Religion
[11] Comments
While we’re on the subject of religious personal hygiene products… this just in courtesy of JR:
You can buy it here. Confuse Creationists today! Wear the Pope’s Cologne and have breath like Mother Teresa, whilst being an atheist!
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I’m pretty sure this is a joke. Thing is, with religion, you just can’t tell.
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Nope, cannot be going out into public with “demon breath.” Them crazy Catholics, I so don’t get them. They do everything that they tell their population NOT to do.
Did ya see the George Carlin video about the ten commandments? I got into it with Murk over at Malachs (all love and fun) and then after hearing of George’s passing yesterday posted a video and dedicated it to Murk. I loved George Carlin, he really was the best.
Maybe if he has Mother Teresa’s breath mist he would have been ok.
Personality and saintliness aside, would it really be a good thing to have breath like Mother Teresa’s? Having never met the woman in person (or in any other way, for that matter), I don’t know what her breath was like …
The woman had no teeth and a face like a shoe. How good could her breath have been? Probably smelled like one of Joey Polanski’s socks–or worse.
What happmd to th good ol days when they jus washd yer mouf out wif soapski?
Pil: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
MI: Don’t try and understand Catholics. Or anyone who thinks that a supernatural being created the world with magic. They just make things up.
Yoo: Yes, you have a good point. Is the mist supposed to make your breath smell like Mother Teresa’s (which is weird) or is it implying she had terrible breath and the mist will fix it (which is icky)?
Atlas: I heard that even Mace couldn’t keep her down when she was hopped up on PCP.
Mike: I heard that the police use Polanski’s socks to subdue nuns on PCP.
Joey: The nuns lost the soap in the bath (remind me to tell you that joke sometime).
Pil: Yep, smelling like The Pope, with breath like Mother Teresa you can cruise right in there like a native. Plus, it would never fool the lions so you’re safe to watch the spectacle unfold…
PCP? Pope’s Catholic Perfume?
Could be, could be.
Now I need to know, is it IMITATION Mother Teresa’ breath or the real deal? Because one is an investment (since the chick is dead) and the other is not. ;)
Point, Tink. My guess is that, like the Pope’s Cologne, old Mother T. didn’t see a brass razoo from the sales of ‘her’ breath mist.