Thu 6 Dec 2007
The Evil Without
Posted by anaglyph under Cats, Insane People, Peter Popoff, Skeptical Thinking
[14] Comments
You will remember that in recent times I wrote a letter to my buddy Prophet Peter Popoff in an effort to make the discourse between us more of an actual discourse and less of a him-just-crapping-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on with the baffling and profuse garblings I have come to expect.
My epistle has not, it appears, even halted him in his tracks, and this week he sent me another five foolscap pages of claptrap.
Except… wait… what have we here..? A questionnaire..?
OMG! Maybe I’ve been too hasty in dismissing Prophet Pete’s Predictive Powers. Why would he ask a question like that unless…
Oh Holy Crap! And what’s this:
Yes Prophet Pete! Oh yes, you’re right, you’re right!!! I managed to trick it outside this morning but – Jesus, Mary and Joseph! – it’s trying to get in again!!!.
Prophet Pete! I’m sorry I ever doubted your magnificent powers! Please come ’round with your Holy Water and Golden Braid as quick as you can! I can hear the mournful keening of the creature even now as I sit quaking under a table in the corner farthest from the window.
I know it can only be a matter of time before my soul is beyond salvation…
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Hey CowPokes!! Don’t Forget: the Christmas Competition is still running! Be sure to get yer entry in!
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Maybe if you feed this demonic thing it will use its inbuilt furnace of hellfire to keep your lap warm on chilly nights…
my oh my… glitchy’s teeth have grown since his move to melbourne…
Eeek!
Wow, him and Jack Chick should join forces
we had something hiding in our house too. it was a hobo, under the porch. but we kicked his ass out. he was possessed with the malt liquor, i think.
Send him back a note saying “Elp! Elp! I’m bein’ opressed!!”
Let meh in. Im wantin ur furstbrn.
Aw, he’s so cute.
–Satan
Let your little bundle of evil back in. Then you’ll have good and truthful news of demonic possession to share with your buddy, Profit Peter, and that’s bound to cheer him up.
It’s really a win-win all round.
I really think Glitch gets a completely unwarranted bad rap.
That is one of the coolest fade ins I’ve ever seen on a blog … how’d you do that?
JR: That kind of ‘warmth’ is likely to burn through your lap, the chair, the floor and so-on downwards…
nursemyra: I just snapped the picture…
Cissy Strutt: Eeeek indeed.
Malach: Glitch or Peter Popoff? Either way, that’s a frightening thought.
TMock: Are you sure it wasn’t Peter Popoff?
Colonel: Glitch or Peter Popoff? We already know that a note to Prophet Pete has no effect, and I’m suspecting that Glitch wouldn’t take the time to read one.
Casey: Hahahha! I might have to do a new soscat for that one.
Catalyst: Yeah – he’s cute like a werewolf is cuddly.
Phoebe Fay: I’m far too scared to do any of those things.
htgt: Unwarranted? You’ve plainly never seen the photographic evidence.
sara sue: I sold my soul for it.
That picture of Glitch will be on this year’s Christmas cards, right?
Jam: Yup.