Tue 18 Sep 2007
Hoist th’ Colours!!
Posted by anaglyph under Pirate
[18] Comments
Shiver me timbers lads! International Talk Like a Pirate Day has already drawn up against our gunwhales and fired across our bow!
For yer piratical pleasure, me mateys, I’ve spent a doubloon or two over at Rent-A-Wench to secure the services of this year’s Play First Mate – Misty Cannonbait. Arrrr! Isn’t she a piece o’ crumpet?!
(Arrrrr… an’ no, ladies there’s no piratical beefcake – ye have yer Cap’n Jack Depp so quit yer whinin’)
So, avast and belay, ye barnacle infested bilge rats! Get yer landlocked booty out there and let me see some pillagin’!
Ye may find these some useful additions to yer plunderin’ expeditions:
Pirate gadget-du-jour #1.
Pirate gadget-du-jour #2.
Arrrrrrr!!!
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Arrrrrr!
Being half ninja, I am sworn to kill all pirates
Red-head, short skirt, knee boots.
I’m talkin’ like a prate all day.
I’m e-z, I admit it.
oops. prate, pirate, whatever it takes.
Avast ye scurvy cow. And keep ye this in mind – ye canna spell “scurvy” without ye spell “curvy” to boot.
Arrrrrrrrrr – from Poop Deck Evelyn!
Arrrrrrrr REv’r’nd – what’s happ’nen to ye olde posts!!!
We’re sailin’ on out under a pyrate moon here on The Black Cow. Be afear’d all ye scurvy souls! I ha’e control of ye hearts and ye bones AND ye words…
I wouldn’t mind watching her shower in Davey Jones’ Lockerroom.
Is her name Tapioca Vernier by chance?
I might have known you’d pick a redhead
Hey! I picked a blonde last year! You brunettes will just have to stand in line!
Arrrrr back atchou. – Fineglin’ Cynthia Cooke
Ahoy! Did someone mention Pirates vs. Ninjas?
Avast! What comment-diddling devilry is afoot here?!
Jam: As far as your first bit goes, well, that’s an unfair match- the ninja is much cuter. And she kills pets.
As far as your second comment… arrrrr! We’re talkin’ pirate on The Cow. Quick take a random spin back through the Cow Archives before the clock strikes twelve and the magic of International Talk Like a Pirate Day fades for another year…
Stap me vitals, I rode the Mad Black Cow, and that right smartly. Methought I’d been too long at the grog, for me head is spinning and me cockles are warmed by the hearing of me dearest lingo all over. Ah me beauties, tis enough to grow back me missing leg.
Ah, Bella Grim, the magic is soon to end. For just one day of the year the Mad Black Cow sails the moonlit seas, and those who were tardy or unobservent missed out on all the fun. But some of you managed to spot it, and that puts you in a very priveleged crew!