Tue 24 Apr 2007
The Sinister Sneeze
Posted by anaglyph under Simple Graphics Man
[15] Comments
The Continuing Misfortunes of Simple Graphics Man ~
#21: The Sinister Sneeze.
I’m unable to tell whether SGM is meant to be sneezing or vomiting. In either case, he’s certainly not real well.
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Thanks go to Nurse Myra for this one!
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I dont know if hes sneezin or vomitin eithr.
But aftr seein that sign, I think Id be sure ALSO to report to my suprvisor any employees that got a giant shuttlcock shovd in their face.
I’m thinking “showerhead.” Or possibly “swarm of mini-SGM heads flying up his nose.”
Of course both of these pale beside shuttlecock.
Poor SGM. He’s actually sneezed his head clear off! I hate when that happens.
I have no idea what to add after “shuttlecock” has made an appearance.
I can’t recall ever taking the poop position for a sneeze, even when I was ejecting swarms of angry black dots in an incredibly organized pattern.
Glad to see your page has cleared up.
Now…about that MEME.
This reminds me of a similar position that SGM was recently found in. (Joey sure does find some good stuff.)
I think SGM is begging for some backdoor action.
I hope it is sneezing. My goodness…I hope the sign lives.
Joey: Or he could be losing his marbles.
Jam: “Swarm of mini SGM heads”? I’d stay off the artificial colourings for a while buddy…
Phoebe: That’s plainly not an unusual state of affairs for SGM…
Casey: It’s obviously a serious sneeze.
Catlayst: Stay tuned!
Chickie: Well, with a petrol pump shoved in your back door, it would be very surprising if you weren’t a little ill…
Sirdar: If you start to see a lot of these signs in public places, it’s time to move to the country…
HAHAHAHAHA!
I sure hope SGM aint losin his marbles, cause we can all guess whatll happm NEXT!
P.S. Love th current look o th Cow, Revrend!
Yes, SGM seems an incredibly serious man, even in his sneezes.
If I find myself in Singapore again, I’ll try and send you a sign they put up around water plants and airports of a Simple Graphic Soldier Gunning down a confused looking Simple Graphic Trespasser.
The slogan at the bottom reminds me a lot of 1984. Big Brother is Watching You.
Sirdar: If you start to see a lot of these signs in public places, it’s time to move to the country…
I already live in the country…thank goodness.
Lucky devil. Of course, if you see signs in the country, then it’s time to move to another country.
Of course SGM is not feeling well- he
s just been slammed into the wall by a huge, red (probably heavy) circle with a rod through it. He’s probably broken a half dozen ribs. Those may be his teeth he’s spitting out, or perhaps bits of spleen.