Thu 22 Mar 2007
Stigmata
Posted by anaglyph under Religion, Spooky
[18] Comments
Now I know that hardly any of you are going to believe this, but here is a scar on my wrist that I have only recently noticed.
I have no idea how it got there. All I can think is that maybe I brushed against a very small crucifix at some stage, and didn’t notice the burning smell.
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Pil, Universal Head, Cissy Strutt, Nurse Myra and Violet Town, among others, can all endorse the veracity of this if required. But you know everything I report here is true, right?
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[…] A few nights ago I had one of those weird dreams that has particular moments that are memorable on waking. In this one, I dreamed that I had the number 17051 tattooed on my left hand, near the knuckle of my forefinger. In the dream, I had never noticed the number there before. This is the kind of thing that happens in dreams, although as you might remember there have been happenstances in my waking life where I’ve noticed for the first time something almost as unsettling on my hand. […]
Does Glitch let you pat him with that hand?
Hmmm. Good question. I just tried and he breathed smoke at me.
are you sure that’s your “wrist” reverend? that’s a mighty suspicious looking body part
Probably nothing more than a routine Holy Visitation, but if you start speaking in tongues or walking on water, or if your head starts swiveling around 360 degrees at a time, you might want to call somebody…
Surely SGM has a warning sign about this?
It’s your boarding pass for the Rapture.Which is gonna happen any day now.
I’m guessing you’ve been selected coz “they” need a few embedded journalists.
Are you having an trouble seeing? Any extra hair on your palms? Cuz that might also explain it.
Nurse Myra: You are exceptionally imaginative.
Colonel: I might have to do a range of SGM examples of how to avoid sin!
Wolfman: Oh, how I really want to see the CNN report on The Rapture!
[Announcer Voice]: New Yorkers saw traffic chaos this morning, when God’s Chosen people were whisked immediately into Heaven. Commuters are advised to avoid Brooklyn Bridge and the Holland Tunnel where there were several multiple car pile-ups. City authorities say that everything should be back to normal by close of business.
After the break, employment opportunities on the rise and Scientologists snap up cheap church real-estate…
jmf: So aside from going crazy and getting hairy palms, now I have to worry about stigmata. Sheesh.
I’m gonna sell you on ebay for a mint.
To me it looks more like a clown’s face in silhouette. Or possibly a dental instrument. But you’re probably right.
I got a scar shapd like th numbr 7 on one o my toes.
I gess I musta brushd against th numbr sevn at some point in th past.
Dear Revernant,I thinks you misunderstood your assignment;you are to report on the Redfern,Kings Cross and Glebe Rapture.I suspect you may have a quiet night.
At least your stigmata is in the right place. People were crucified with stakes through their wrists, not the palms of their hands, as the hands would tear & give way under the weight of their bodies. This means that those with bleeding-palm-type stigmata have a few questions to answer. Or so Satan told me.
Cissy Strutt – Glitch talks to you?
Well, the mark isn’t on your forehead or, but it is on your wrist. What is it, Revelation 13 or something? The one that talks about God marking his own. Anyway, good luck in Heaven with all the dweebs.
Jam – there are voices in my head. Some of them aren’t mine. Mee-rrowl.
Do you have any dreams about waking up in the mother ship or something like that? Just trying to help you find the mysterious source of your scar. Better check…maybe there is more :-)
Not touching that one with a barge pole!