Mon 19 Mar 2007
Getting Pickled
Posted by anaglyph under Food & Drink
[15] Comments
I know that there are those of you out there who read my post on how to make a classic Manhattan and thought ‘It’ll be a slow day in Valhalla before you catch me drinking one of those pussy ‘what-a-swell-party-this-is’ beverages!’
Well have no fear! Should you find yourself on my doorstep worried that your manly image might become tarnished by my wussy left-wing nostalgic I-wish-I-was-at-a-party-with-Cole-Porter hospitality, we have another option.
Yes, a short stroll up the street to the Gourmet Viking ((Yes, I know. ‘Gourmet’ and ‘Viking’ – not really two concepts that sit together easily. Like ‘Designer’ and ‘Viking’ or ‘Elegant’ and ‘Viking’ or ‘Hello Kitty’ and ‘Viking’. Even if the Viking culture was, in fact, very sophisticated. They’ve got a lot of raping and pillaging to live down.)) and you can be chugging a very reasonably priced glass of gløgg and chowing down on frikadeller and Hakkebof. If someone calls you a nancy-boy here, just hack off his hjamstallr with your vikingesverd!
Ah, I can almost hear the shouts of ‘That’s more like it!’
I have it on good authority that a few pints of the local gløgg and you’ll be performing naked acrobatic viking dances and playing knatteleik till dawn.
Mein skol, dein skol, alle vakkera flikka skol!
HECK! If anyone evr questions MY manliness while Im drinkin, Ill poke em right in th eye wit my flechette.
Hey, I’ve got my gold lamé Viking helmet, and I’m just waiting for the boys to ply me with gløgg and frikadeller and show me their vikingesverds!
(And on the manly-man note, just yesterday I was informed, in no uncertain terms, that straight men NEVER use the words gold lamé, much less in the same sentence as the word fabulous, and that, in fact, no self-respecting straight man would ever even admit to knowing what gold lamé is. I am not certain if this is true.)
Gettin pickld aint what it usd to be.
From what I read of the restaurant review, this place is DANISH! According to what I’ve always read, the Vikings came from Norway…the home of my maternal ancestors.
Denmark is for . . . . pastries!!!
Joey: You have to admit, there are not many beverages that come with their own weapon (broken bottles excluded).
Phoebe Fay: Vikings hardly ever wear gold lamé. Even if it does look fabulous (I just want to point out that that’s two sentences)
Joey: We haven’t even canvassed the area of Viking pickled parts…
Catalyst: Well, to be accurate the Vikings came from Scandinavia, an area which encompasses Danishes, soused herring and the whole smörgåsbord.
Hello Kiity & Viking? There’s a kitty right in the window, looking at the Glogg sign, wondering how many coins are in its purse.
They’ve got a lot of raping and pillaging to live down………how long is it going to take for them to live down IKEA?
True enough, although it wouldn’t be so much of a surprise to find ‘Ikea’ and ‘Hello Kitty’ in the same sock drawer.
Glogg? I wonder if it is anything like Screech
For some reason all this Nordicism makes me think of moose…
(Non-Monty Python fans will find that comment incomprehensible and assume I’ve simply had too much glogg, which is untrue, since I never have glogg before 9 in the morning. Pre-breakfast glogg is just wrong. That’s what beer is for).
I’m sure that the Vikings wouldn’t have sailed out in their longships of a morning without their cornflakes and gløgg. Prepared by a suitably skilled chef, no doubt.
I think it’sw funny that google search of “vikingsverd” actually yields commercial fruit. Funnier than that is that there are categories ofd swords known as “practical”.
So, at what point in a man’s life does a fully functioning viking sword become practical? I have a feeling that deeper issues than the lack of a pragmatic pillaging weapon would require investigation, possibly by a medical professional.
An impractical sword is one where, as drooling pict bears down on you, you discover the blade is made of rubber.
Now I want to make a picture of a designer viking, but my artistic skills and sense of humor are probably not sufficient :D
Also, is that a cat holding a pencil in the picture?
I think the cat is holding a flag, even though it kinda looks like he just finished drawing the sign…