Wed 14 Feb 2007
Abstruse Moments in History #37
Posted by anaglyph under Love, Sad, Tragedy
[8] Comments
Valentine’s Day 1961. Morty Crepe makes final adjustments immediately prior to the launch of the ambitious, yet ultimately fatally miscalculated Love Potion #8.
He never showed his face in public again.
Didn’t he play a barber on The Andy Griffith show?
I bet Glitch uses that stuff fer eye-drops.
Reminds me of a guy who died in disgrace and humiliation after the failure of his soft drink . . 6-Up.
Well look at that– I had no idea Groucho’s dad was into alchemy… !
Jam: I think you’re thinking of his brother Ernie, whose career had previously been permanently damaged by his starring role in the box office catastrophe ‘The Thirty Eight Steps’.
Joey: How perceptive of you.
Catalyst: That was his other brother Melville.
Pixie: Hey, long time no see! Yeah, alchemy attracts some interesting bedfellows. Stay tuned for more…
Off topick, Rev, but is THIS Simple Graphics Man?
Joey, frankly I wouldn’t be at all surprised what SGM gets up to. It will almost certainly be an impediment to him inheriting the Kingdom of Heaven though.
I agree with Joey in that you need to make that an addition to the SGM series.
“The Bothersome Blowjob”
or
“The Ferocious Felacio”