Thu 23 Nov 2006
Blood is Thicker Than Cholesterol
Posted by anaglyph under Spam Observations, Stupidity
[10] Comments
Spam Observations #36
Natasha wrote to me this morning with this interesting observation:
From: natasha@spamcretins.com
Subject: Unhappy with the way you look?
Did you know obesity kills more and more people every year? We know you hate the extra pounds, the ugly look and the social stigmata attached to fat people…
Social stigmata, Natasha? Maybe you mean social stigma? Stigmata, as we all know, are the bleeding wounds most commonly associated with Christian religious raptures…
But then again, maybe you do mean stigmata, what would I know? There’s an awful lot of things in the world that I wouldn’t know about if not for spam. As if the extra pounds and the ugly look weren’t trials enough, maybe fat people now have to endure sudden bleeding from the hands and eyes in social situations.
If you happen to be one of these porky people so afflicted, my suggestion to you is that you pretend you’re having a vision of Christ. In this way, people will possibly look more kindly on the fact that you’re taking up two seats on the bus and getting blood all over their shopping.
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Wonder if Natasha’s been stigmatatized for being a spammer.
Could you repost this in a bigger font? I’m having a hard time reading it because I’ve got a stigmatatism of the eye. It’s all a blur to me.
Ida figgerd if a real fat prson was t exibit marks of a apparent crucifixion, their hands woud hafta look like they was torn off at th wrist.
Jam: Groan
jmf: Groan. Groan.
Joey: Ewwwww. That should offend at least two sections of the community (not counting The Squeamish).
As a committed Squeamist, I resent not being counted.
Off topic, I know; but HERES sompm that struck me as rathr Cowish. Thougt yad like it, Rev.
i’m leaving my gmail inbox full (let them purge the 30 days limit), it says around 1050 mails at any one time, but none as smart as any of yours.
i wonder why.
Joey: Thanks for bringing it to my notice.
treespotter: I started to post a comment about this, but decided to make it a proper post instead.
I just got the same spam! wondered if anyone had noted the hilarity- and you have! thanks for the perspective.
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