Fri 10 Nov 2006
Introducing Vibrance
Posted by anaglyph under Hokum, Perfume, Sister Veronica, True Fiction
[7] Comments
Cowlexâ„¢ in association with Tetherd Cow Ahead is excited to bring you a new fragrance from the creators of Brimstoneâ„¢ and Lamb of Godâ„¢: Sister Veronica’s Vibrance – an Experience BEYOND Perfume…
How do you smell beyond smell? Is that like touch beyond feeling? Maybe Cowlex should work on a vibrancator.
Hey, it’s not up to me to explain my rhetoric. Creative doesn’t go into any details about their ‘Beyond Studio Quality’ claim. I’m only in it for the money.
Hmmm. The Vibrancatorâ„¢. “For an Experience BEYOND Pleasure…”
I think I’m getting the hang of this.
Poor Sister Veronica… You use her as a spokesperson and she doesn’t even get credit for this post in her very own category. This goes BEYOND uncalled for!
Oops. You’re right. Sheesh.
Fixed.
After reading Casey’s comment, I see now why you used Sister Veronica as the spokesmodel. She represents the logic behind the idea of going “beyond perfume”: NUN.
That looks *so* real… makes me wish I didn’t know it wasn’t an actual word. And whose fault is that? Hmm…
Okay nothing to be gained from stewing in a pot of Blame The Cow soup.* Do you have anything along the lines of an selective amnesia-inducing scent?
* Is that an awesomely** nonsensical metaphor or what?
** Is that an awesome non-word or what?
Jam: Oh great. Now I’m going to get all the crack-heads
Googlingsearchingâ„¢ for ‘cow soup’.