Tue 26 May 2009
All Day Pucker
Posted by anaglyph under Safety Craig
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Lemme guess …
Hes th guy pushin th Bonox, right?
Looking forward to Nursemyra’s response!
The King
Stick Osama to your lips kids, the Catholic Church can’t have all the fun now.
I had something witty and a propos, but after reading Malach’s comment (note to self never read Malach’s comments) I feel as if I have had a syringe full of Botulinum injected directly into my frontal lobe.
Dang, Cissy, that’s a shame. Cuz nobody’s got hotter frontal lobes than you do.
Gotta love the German scientist who discovered it. those ‘sausage eaters’ always put things in their own way:
Between 1817 and 1822, the German physician and poet Justinus Kerner described botulinum toxin, using the terms “sausage poison” and “fatty poison”
Doesn’t sound like much of a poet…
The King
And if yer sausage is poison, howre ya gonna get anyone to stick it in their lipskis?
There was a young woman named Wendy,
who lifestyle was always quite trendy,
[I forget the rest of the rhyme, but it’s something to do with “If it’s ‘toxin’, don’t fucking inject it!!” and “poor inflatable Wendy”].
Joey: I asked Safety Craig about Bonox and he recommended that ‘You should be careful when handling boiling water’.
Anonymous aka King Willy: How is that?
Malach: Whatever you say.
Cissy Strutt: I believe that’s the only way you can make sense of anything Malach says.
Atlas: Safety Craig recommends you avoid letting your frontal lobes overheat.
King Willy: Oh, I’m sure if I made the suggestion, we’d get LOTS of poetry involving fatty sausages.
Joey: Sausages, but no rhyme. Try again.
Colonel: Good start, but no sausages. Try again.
Safety Craig’s warnings are sage
And the prize of a sausage was waged!
But you’d best keep in mind
If your rhyme ain’t refined
Then it’s back to the Reverend’s cage.
A sausage is best when it’s fat
It’s no use to the ladies when flat
But to be like the oxen
Please don’t use a toxin
They invented Viagra for that.
I like to travel anonymously amongst the populace now and then, it’s an old tradition.
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