Mon 16 Oct 2006
Bulgari Dykes?
Posted by anaglyph under Spam Observations
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Spam Observations #33
Now I’m being bothered by cheap lesbians.
From: vickie@tedious_spam.com
Subject: Hey Brittany Check Out This WatchI just got my wife a Bvlgari watch and she really loves it. I can’t afford to spend $30 000 on a watch for her, though I would love to; but this did the trick. It looks exactly like the real thing and she’s actually glad I didn’t spend $30 000 on a watch but saved $29 750 instead. This turned out perfect guys, thanks for providing such a great product, with such great prices.
– Melanie
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For me, it’s CowlexTM or nothin’
In other news, SUP tags do not work in WordPress…
Cowlex™
CowlexTM did you say?
What’s your SUP secret?
I have a Black Magic book.
I didn’t know it had a recipe for SUP.
It’s next to the SOUP recipes. Eye of newt, wool of bat & all that.
Wool of bat? Does Bruce Wayne use that to stay warm in the winter months?
No, he warms up on SOUP with fillet of a fenny snake.
Did you guys ferget?
There are lesbians present.
Sorry, Joey, I didn’t know you were a gay woman.
I don’t have any objection to lesbians. Just cheap spammer lesbians.
Maybe Melanie is a guy. Sometimes parents make (arguably) poor name choices. Guys named Shirley etc. Or maybe he prefers it to Melvin.
I’m just saying.
Th last thing Id wanna do is t get btween two lesbians while their passion is in full flame.
Well … maybe not th last thing …
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve received that same email, I’d be able to buy the original.
Jam: Well that’s all very well, but how do you explain ‘his’ other alias of ‘Vickie’? Hm? And why is ‘he’ telling a woman about the watch he bought for his wife? No, on balance, I’m sticking to my guns. Cheap spammer lesbians.
Joey: Maybe you could hold these two apart? You are, after all, on the campaign trail.
Bean: Are there really people who have so much money they can afford to blow $30k on a watch? Someone please kill me if I lose perspective that much.
Cheap lesbians covered in spam and jewelry is what you make of it.
I think you meant ‘jam’ and jewelry, maybe.
Ooooh. I better stop now. Too many images like that and I’m going to hell. Doh. Too late for that.
(My late and adored wife used to say, on occasions of surprise, “Smear me with jam and throw me to the lesbians!”)
I meant covered in “ham.”
O-k-a-y……
O you EEEDIOTS!
You so funny….
I love you longtime!
You buy watch now?
Oooh. Cheap lesbian Asian hooker spammers! It gets better!
Hehe!
I spam constant sea with kayemzee coz I no have address like you give to Bvlgari lesbians…
You pretend you no get? Me no like you anymore… :(
Plenny more fish in sea…
Oh… no I didn’t. Um. Try reverend@ this domain. That should work.
Oh! Now you play nice?
No plenny fish in sea – you my blenny now!
I come ’round soon ;)