Fri 8 May 2009
It’s an OMEN!
Posted by anaglyph under Hokum, Movies, Skeptical Thinking
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Recently over at Nurse Myra’s Gimcrack Hospital, we had cause to discuss the ‘curse’ on the 1976 movie The Omen, starring Gregory Peck & Lee Remick. Numerous movies are affected by such ‘curses’ (Rosemary’s Baby, The Exorcist, Poltergeist and The Crow to name but a few) and it will come as no surprise to you, dear Acowlytes, that about such matters I am highly skeptical. So, as I promised Nurse Myra, today I’m donning my Tsk Tsk Tsk Hat and taking a look at the Omen Curse through my acid-tinted glasses.
Nurse Myra’s jumping off point was an article that appeared in the Sunday Herald that features the point of view of the designer of The Omen, John Richardson, who paints a grim picture of the bad luck surrounding the making of the film.
You can read the Herald’s picturesque account if you want to get the full flavour, but it would take me pages to go into detail, so I’m just going to bullet point the gist of it:
•1: John Richardson and his assistant on the film, Liz Moore were in an horrific car accident in Holland, in which Moore was killed.
•2: Afterwards, Richardson claims that he realised the accident bore uncanny similarities to a death in The Omen, in which actor David Warner is decapitated.
•3: Richardson also saw a road sign at the site of the accident that indicated it was 66.6 miles from the Dutch city of Ommen.
•4: Gregory Peck’s son killed himself two months before the film commenced shooting.
•5: When Peck set off for London to start on his role, his plane was struck by lightning over the Atlantic Ocean.
•6: A plane carrying Omen Executive Producer Mace Neufeld was struck by lightning a few weeks later.
•7: The hotel where Neufeld was staying in London was bombed by the IRA, as was a restaurant where the some of the cast and crew were due to dine on November 12.
•8: Stuntman Alf Joint was injured when a stunt when wrong.
The article goes on to describe how “everyone involved in the production was freaked out to some extent. They all felt that something wasn’t quite right and that included the cast.”
Well, there we have it. The scariest thing in the whole report is the grammar in that last sentence. ((Although I have been on a number of films where we all felt the cast wasn’t quite right, so perhaps that’s what they really meant.))
Even just bullet-pointing the ‘best evidence’ for a curse, rather than using the highly coloured language of the article, throws a sobering light on the collected anecdotes. For the sake of pedantry, though, let’s cast the Cow Eye of Rationality over them and see what we can determine:
•1: From the get-go we’re on shaky ground. The credit list for The Omen reveals that John Richardson was not a designer, as the Herald writer tells us, but is instead listed on the IMDB under Special Effects – an entirely different department. A small point perhaps, but a very good example of how misinformation propagates in these kinds of urban legends. The car accident in question actually happened almost a year after Richardson finished on The Omen, while he was working on A Bridge Too Far. Since Liz Moore is not credited on either film, we must raise an eyebrow on her actual credentials for being ‘cursed’ at all. Is it enough to merely work with someone who has been involved with a cursed film, to bring the curse down on yourself? That would certainly increase the potential victim pool by a substantial order of magnitude.
And even if Moore did work on the film, why did the curse indiscriminately pick on an assistant, rather than go for a head of department? Was it afraid of a fight or something? ((Some reports say Moore was Richardson’s girlfriend, but I haven’te been able to substantiate this. It would make sense.))
•2: Moore’s injuries were identical a to death depicted in the movie, so the legend goes – specifically the untimely end of David Warner’s character, Jennings, who is decapitated by a sliding sheet of glass. Gruesome, for sure, but heck – don’t people know what kind of things happen in car accidents? Vehicle fatalities are one of the most frequent types of non-natural death in the industrial world and decapitation in such situations is certainly not uncommon. And I would be most surprised to find that the victim’s head was severed as cleanly and bloodlessly as that of Jennings in the film (call me skeptical). So what we’re noting is this: while Richardson was working on A Bridge Too Far, a year after he had completed The Omen, an assistant of his, who we can’t actually be sure had even worked on either film, was horribly killed in a car accident, suffering terrible injuries. Um. So how is it that A Bridge Too Far is not cursed? And anyway far from being the victim of a terrible fate, John Richardson is surely lucky to have survived such an awful tragedy!
•3: Richardson says he noted a road sign that indicated the accident happened 66.6 miles from Ommen. Are you detecting a whiff of over-embroidery here, Astute Acowlytes? Distances in Holland are marked in tenths of a mile? With decimal points on the road signs? I’m prepared to be corrected, but I’d find it highly unusual if this is the case. I suspect that if we drilled down into this factoid we’d find that the accident happened ‘about’ sixty-something miles from Ommen, and the 6.6 has somehow crept into the tale for ‘neatness’.
•4: Gregory Peck’s son committed suicide before the film commenced shooting. This happened two months prior to the shoot. Is the curse prescient as well as omniscient? How far before the shoot would the suicide have been acceptably not the work of a curse? How far after? Are all relatives and friends of all the cast and crew susceptible to a filmic curse, with a two month window on either side of a probably 18 month production timescale? Crikey – given the numbers of folk who work on a film, does it strike anyone that it would be incredible for an accident or death not to happen to any of several thousand people over a two year period?
(I’m also prepared to bet that Peck’s son’s suicide didn’t just, like, happen out of the blue. Suicide usually occurs in profoundly unhappy individuals after some deliberation. Indeed, here we learn that:
He (Jonathan Peck) had serious health problems (most of them heart-related), a recent breakup with a girlfriend, and suffocating work conditions (he was working for a local news station which expected him to come up with a certain amount of footage per day, whether there was any news, or not). On top of all this, he had to live up to being the son of Gregory Peck (and here, his astonishing resemblance might have indeed been a drawback). He left no suicide note, but it’s not hard to speculate that the world just became too much for Jonathan to bear.
So not only is the curse responsible for Jonathan Peck’s suicide, it presumably must also be held accountable for his unhappy life…)
•5&6: Planes get struck by lightning. It happens a lot. I’ve been in a plane that was struck by lightning. ((… and it’s totally possible I watched The Omen either two months before or two months afterward… spoooooky!)) It’s generally not a big deal, and rarely results in any problems of any kind. And again, neither of these two events constitutes the outcome of a curse, since both times, exactly nothing happened to all the passengers and crew on the planes concerned.
•7. The cast and crew were affected by IRA bombings in London in 1975. Duh. 1974 and 1975 represented two of the most active years for the IRA intrusions into England, with 7 serious attacks over that time. Famous and wealthy people stay in expensive hotels and eat in exclusive restaurants. The IRA was consistently targeting expensive hotels and exclusive restaurants. There’s a surprise here?
Notwithstanding the fact that no bombings occurred on November 12 as it happens, so that’s another complete error. And in any case no-one was actually bombed anyway! They all escaped being bombed! Surely, once more, that’s good luck as opposed to the gruesome execution of a horrible curse.
And, if we’re going to expand the curse’s powers to include not only bad things happening, but missing out on bad things happening… well, need I elaborate?
•8: A stuntman was injured on a film! HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
Stunts are dangerous. That’s why they have professionally trained people do them, rather than just throw the lead actor onto a row of metal fence spikes (although sometimes that would be more desirable). I know a few stunt people. They’ve all had accidents of some degree or other. Again, on a film with a lot of stunts (and The Omen had its share) it would be more remarkable not to have had a few accidents.
Now, I can hear your objections already Cowpokes: “Yes, yes, yes, Reverend, that’s all very well, all those things taken as individual items, but what about them all happening in confluence? Surely that’s the evil handiwork of a curse!”
Well, as we’ve seen, about half of those incidents can’t really be considered bad luck as such, because the sum result for those involved was no consequence at all. To the contrary, not being in a restaurant that was bombed is surely the best kind of luck you can have! The remaining unhappy events (all cherry-picked out of hundreds of thousands of possibilities after the fact) can be easily assimilated as the normal flux of daily life mixed with some exaggeration and a little bit of coincidence. All entirely within the realms of natural occurrences.
Movie curses (like other famous ‘curses’ such as the one on the tomb of King Tutankhamen) work on one very simple principle – if you allow your criteria to be stretched to the widest possible extent, you can, with hindsight, find all kinds of seemingly ‘related’ phenomena. Because the ‘logic’ is retro-fitted to the circumstances, anything can be interpreted in a manner that befits the curse.
If we examine the ragtag bunch of ‘facts’ from The Omen curse, one thing is immediately evident – there is nothing at all to relate them to one another. How is the Dutch city of Ommen important in any manner aside from having a name that is similar to the name of the film? What has ‘lightning’ got to do with the ideas behind the film, other than in the loosest possible Wrath-of-God way? How come Gregory Peck’s son and Richardson’s partner were bumped off – what did they do to particularly anger The Omen demons that was more egregious than, say, directing the film, or funding it? What have the IRA, or hotels, or restaurants got to do with anything? All these things are just unrelated events tied together by one common thread – over time, disparate people have come to think they constitute a curse!
Seriously, if I was a demon and I wanted some serious curse action, why would I bother with all this maybe-it-is-maybe-it-isn’t vagueness? It doesn’t speak well for promotion in the demonic workplace. Why wouldn’t I bump off all the principal players and the director and the producers of the film… in the manner of each of the deaths portrayed in the story… on the night of the premiere? Now that would be food for thought!
But like all myths and hooey, there is no logic, no method and, when it comes down to it, no substance of any kind behind The Omen curse. It is just a piece of pop culture mythology spun out of a general queasiness about entertainment meddling with religion. And, dare I be so cynical, something that did no harm at all to the marketing of the film.
Nice bit of research there Rev. Personally, I tend to put things like that into the “shit happens” category. When it all happens at once like that, I tend to put them into the “a lot of shit happens at once sometimes” category.
Course I’m simple like that.
Well, shit certainly does happen, but I reiterate – the evidence suggests that not all of what happened actually was shit, nor, indeed, that it happened in any time frame that could be considered ‘all at once’. There’s a lot of fudging going on here…
Yeah. I dont blieve in no Omen curse.
But when I was 5, I seen Night o th Living Dead at th drive-in and I crappd my pants.
Tell me THAT aint th work of a curse!
You forgot to mention that it spawned a shitty sequel. Surely that is proof of a curse, no?
Joey: It’s only a curse if it’s something that doesn’t happen every time you go to the drive-in Polanski.
Atlas: By that yardstick there are an awful lot of cursed movies doing the rounds these days.
Yeah. Now that I think about it, Im pretty sure it wudnt a curse.
There was just a lotta fudgin goin on.
Shit happms — yknow?
We all accept that The Cow is cursed though, surely, Rev?
I mean after a post like this nursie will be getting out her little wax pirate figures and inserting pins into interesting places (some even in the wax figures themselves boom boom).
‘The Curse of the Shoo Woo Woo’ it will be known as (see already the timing of posts doesn’t match up – and this is a brand new curse!)
Perhaps I won’t visit for a while in case my Rasputin gets caught in a Vitamizer and tomato corrective spills out everywhere.
Watch Yourselves
The King (bailing out early as royalty is ever want to do)
You know, my take on this sort of conjecture has been sort of morbid. I mean, more morbid than any bullshit curse.
Having been around people that cease to live with some regularity, I can say that any sort of fating (I made up a verb) or whatnot is sort of insulting to the memory of the person.
If fate really existed, it sort of trivializes the such things. Does that make sense? Maybe after a metric ton of whiskey.
Joey: The indicator would be if shit happened when you saw Love Story.
King Willy: The Cow is cursed and so is everybody that sails upon her! Arrrrrrrr! So ye be watchin’ yer yardarm yer Royal Highness, or it’ll be shrivellin’ up like jellyfish in th’ hot sun!
Casey: If a person is going to accept fate as the arbiter of our lives, then it really doesn’t matter what we do. In that case, a ‘curse’ is nonsensical, because the implication is that you have no choice but to fall afoul of it, if that’s what fate decrees. Logically, if fate was in control, Gregory Peck had no choice but to take the role in The Omen, and thus the supposed ‘curse’ was a fait accompli. He simply could not have avoided it.
The ultimate victory of this curse is obviously to have tarred its victims with the ugly taint of being afflicted by a really crappy curse. I mean, where’s the cachet in that?
oh well done Reverend, you have excelled yourself. I’ll have to think up something else for you to tsk tsk about…. it’s just SO sexy.
And King Willy is wrong, there’ll be no sticking of pins in your wax image. His, however, could be in danger…..
Well exactly, JR. It’s the equivalent of the Lord sending a Curse of Hangnails down on the Egyptians.
And happy to oblige, Nurse Myra. I always like to throw a withering glance upon credulous thinking. As for King Willy, well, I suspect he’s already living under a curse… but only time will tell how his money pile holds up at mahjongg…
JR said: …ugly taint…
You ever seen a pretty one?
Oh dear.
Rev, Pil is not a curse, she is my good lady wife. As for you Nursy, why I oughta…
The curse appears already, notice the ugly taint this blog has taken…
The King
…. spank me?
Shit … taint …. curses …. needles … pirates … Just a normal friday night in my neighbourhood – Kings Cross.
Carol Anne, come to the light!
Oh, and can I say on my movie, cleverly entitled Accidents Happen, they didn’t. I did a stunt and everything.
Ouch my head hurts, that was so much to read. My eyes are bleeding, must be that damn curse.
Speaking of…you to may have you very own curse.
Simply send me $59.99 plus $6.99 for shipping and handling (I handle things a lot and that does cost a lot these days.) In return you will receive a highly cursed envelope in which you will find an even more cursed piece of paper that will have on it instructions that will guarantee you to have the mother of all cursed days.
King Willy: I was not talking about your good lady wife, you evil monarch.
Nurse Myra: Cut that out!
Cissy Strutt: Just a normal day on The Cow, it seems. As for Accidents Happen, you plainly haven’t been paying attention – a full year must pass for the curse to take full effect.
Malach: Ah, the bot recognized a word in that one. So, 1995 words in that post were about The Omen, and one concerned Poltergeist. Maybe you could run the bot on the comments page and see what it comes up with for ‘village idiot’.
MI: I’m sure your curse is nicely packaged, but I get them for free from the ShooTag™ & Steorn people on a regular basis.
Got some good news & bad news for ya, Revrend.
Th bad news: Whippin out th Cow Eye o Rationality fer th sake o pedantry makes you a pedant.
Th good news: Alla yer readrs are pedantophiles.
Being a pedant is a curse.
Hey Cissy, guess who mastered the soundtrack for AH?
The King
Cissy, if you’re in Kings Cross you should drop by the Gimcrack and say hello. anaglyph can tell you where it is…..
Ok, what if I throw in three free nickels? And drop of blood in a carefully packaged vial from Malach. He doesn’t have to know about this.
I coud sell ya a pedant pendant, Revrend, if yer worryd about that curse. Only $19.95, since yer a pal.
Or dyou, like, scoff at CRYSTAL POWR tooski?
(*sigh*)
MI: Hmmm. You’re not in cahoots with Peter Popoff by any chance…?
Joey: I scoff regularly from my crystal whisky glasses…
@ Your Majesty: I wonder …
@ Nurse Myra: I am and I will.
@ Anaglyph: In a year’s time, when all the AH bods are working on other films, and the curse starts (hilarious accidents involving cars, bowling balls, drive-in cinema screens, buckets of water), it’ll be the AH curse, not the curse of the new films. Did I get that right? I’m a little slow.
Correct.
(By the way, I heard that the soundtrack album is cursed!)
Nooooo, not in cahoots…but he did seem to have some pretty good scams…er I mean ideas worth looking into. But I wanted to do some upgrades.
Tony Richardson was the special Effects head for A Bridge Too Far and Liz Moore was killed in a car crash when he was driving, and she was decapitated. Liz was a brilliant Sculptress and a wonderful bright woman. She worked directly for us on Star Wars and sculpted the original heads of C3P0 and other characters when we developed the movie. She would have been doing the same on A Bridge Too Far, but was rumoured to be having an affair with Richardson. The curse thing is purely urban legend created in imagination.
Thanks for dropping by The Cow, Roger.
It’s a shame when the memory of people we love is diluted by silly fairy tales.
I see your credit list is formidable. We know people in common, in fact. I will be working up at Skywalker in October – maybe we can catch up for a drink?