Mon 28 Aug 2006
A Fowl Taste
Posted by anaglyph under Philosophy, Whimsy
[5] Comments
Most people I know agree that there is a big difference between the taste of free-range chicken and battery chicken. And those that are in the know say that human flesh tastes like chicken. Aha! But which kind of chicken is that?
I’m not tucking in until I know for sure.
Who cares? Any meat wif a littla salt n battery will probly be bofe tasty and tendr.
Say such a thing caught on. I bet no matter how far or “bad” things went for unprocessed Soylent Green types, there’d never be a P.E.T.H.
I suppose this might Say Something but I’m not sure what. Other than I Am Cynical that is.
If humans tasted like Wendy’s Spicy Chicken, I’d be a cannibal.
actually, I’m told that human flesh is meant to be like pork. And in one cannibliastic culture the euphemism for human flesh is “sweet pig”.
“Long Pig” is what they call it in Papua New Guinea…