Mon 6 Apr 2009
Tomato Corrective*
Posted by anaglyph under Food & Drink, Food Science, Gadgets
[22] Comments
2 C. tomato juice
1 C. chopped spinach
½ C. chopped celery
1 small chopped cabbage leaf
Place all ingredients in Vitamizer and Vitamize for 45 seconds. This drink when taken regularly is considered by doctors to be an excellent corrective for the system.
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*From the Semak Vitamizer Recipe Book
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Yeah, cause that chick really needs correcting. Hmm, now where’s my spanking glove …
Ha! Glad I got in before Malach said something like – My brain likes tomatoes.
Anything in that book about squeezing fresh melons?
Th choppd spinach makes my eye pop.
Th checkrd dress makes othr stuff pop.
Cissy Strutt: I think that chick is Martha from DTM.
(Oh, and Malach has a brain?)
Atlas: There’s a recipe for ‘Pineapple Fluff’, but alas, no ‘Melon Satin’.
Joey: You might need to Vitamize up a ‘Bromide Shake’.
Preach to the Masses!
She sure is!
He sure doesn’t!
Awright. Now that I got a correcktion, what shoud I do wif it?
Malach: Aha. So no words that the bot recognized for this one, eh?
Joey: You haven’t been listening to my suggestions, have you?
Oh, yeah … You prescribd a Anna Aphrodesiack.
brb
Wouldn’t a salad be a whole lot easier?
Yea. a prune salad.
Joey: Oh dear.
MI: Only if it’s Vitamized.
Atlas: Tasty.
I’ll print this one off and hang it in my cell. Many thanks
It would have looked good in the fruit & veg section of Food Here. Pity.
Well Rev, I certainly got my request!
Thought I was at Gimcrack for a second… Tomato Tuesday perhaps?
Not sure that wench needs much correcting, though I’m sure the good Sister V could begin with a bit of harmless Vipping und Schpanking.
Now I must go and study the veg section of our fridge… somewhat urgently.
The King
I notice some hot peppers lurking in that tomato box… there’s just no way to continue without being lewd.
I was never going to give up my Bass-o-Matic, but maybe I should get myself a Vitamizer. I like the accessories it seems to come with.
King Willy: The wench (Martha) doesn’t need correcting so much as she might come and correct you.
Colonel: The peppers are surprisingly flaccid though, considering the circumstances. Perhaps they have been ‘corrected’.
Yes err Rev, send her round immediately, I’ve been looking for a new valet since the last one was decapitated by her majesty when I was out on a hunt. I’m sure it was accidental.
Just can’t figure out how that particular ceremonial axe detached itself from the wall, I mean it had sat there for centuries…
Perhaps there’s another ruddy ghost at the castle again.
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aaargh!
I think you’ve had one too many sips from the vessel with the pestle King Willy.
Actually there was no brew – that is true!
But now that you mention it, I might go make myself a Tomato Corrective – as the in-laws are coming over tonight and one tends to need fortification of some kind.
The King