Mon 12 Jun 2006
Holy Toast!
Posted by anaglyph under Religion, Sister Veronica, Spooky, True Fiction
[11] Comments
It’s a miracle!
So, I was making toast in The Metropolis and when I took out the perfectly toasted slice, what did I see but an image of the Virgin praying! OMG!!!*
Oh, very well, yes, I admit, first of all I had stamped it with the Holy Toast Bread Stamp from ‘Fred’ so I wasn’t as surprised as all that.
But it does look good in the toast rack.
Now, what to spread on a piece of Virgin toast? Vegemite? Marmalade? Decisions, decisions.
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*Sister Veronica is helping me out with a few tips on making The Cow “really hot and ready to pa-a-a-r-t-y!!!“
Thanks go to Our Man in New York, Sarah, for the wonderful Holy Toast Stamp.
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Mary looks like a shuttlecock. And I suggest you cover her with some radioactive jam
Why dontcha go t werk on her wit some good ol fashiond oil paint, Leonardo? Then donate it to th museum, th bakery, or th Vatican of yer choice.
Sell it on eBay. Good way to make a crust.
One glimpse of the Holy Toast cracked my veneer of stoic reserve and caused me to LOL. Might not qualify as a miracle but it’s definitely not an everyday thing.
I’m avoiding the urge to make a stupid joke about “eating a virgin”… my mind’s in the gutter today…. Somewhat on the same subject, a couple of years ago the image of Lord Shiva appeared on a piece of homemade naan. Although the documented evidence has somehow disappeared from my blog, we were able to snap a quick photograph at the time, just before the bread burst into flames.
I thought she was a shuttlecock, too.
I thought she was a cephlapod. As Ninah was obviously thinking, Is it ok to eat the holy virgin? Which brings up another question, entirely. The question many a religious girl has asked through the generations:
Does a little nibble mean she’s not a virgin? What secrets would she tell you?
Fresh butter that was churned from the milk of The Cow.
Universal Head: Groan.
Joey: I read your comment at first as “donate it to the museum of bakery” and then I realised what you really wrote. But it got me to wondering, is there actually a Museum of Bakery? How much bread would you have to part with to get in?
Ninah Pixie: Now that picture of Shiva on the naan seems a mite suspicious to me… You’re not suggesting that people fake these miracles are you?
Anne Arkham & jedimacfan: Damn. I had a piece of toast with a shuttlecock on it that looked more like the Virgin, but being a purist…
Casey: Since she’s the Mother of God, whose name do you think she’s going to call out in her throes of passion? That would be a little off-putting.
Chickie: That sounds somehow very smutty.