Tue 2 May 2006
The Toasted Sandwich Fairy
Posted by anaglyph under True Fiction, Whimsy
[11] Comments
Though not as well-known as The Tooth Fairy, for some, her visit was very highly anticipated…
Tue 2 May 2006
Posted by anaglyph under True Fiction, Whimsy
[11] Comments
Though not as well-known as The Tooth Fairy, for some, her visit was very highly anticipated…
All my life I’ve loved her; I must acquire one of these portraits as a tribute.
Evr had a toastd fairy samwich? They sell em at Outback Steak House.
Sadly, I must not be innocent enough because I can’t see this Toasted Sandwich Fairy. – Curse my cynical, grown-up heart – why can’t I believe?!
p.s. it may be that the image is missing (not my old man’s eyes blinding me).
I don’t know about you, Joey, but I don’t like the fairy sandwiches at the Outback Steakhouse because they don’t use freshly squeezed fairies.
If you are very good, she will let you choose between white or wheat.
JediMac, you coud always sqweeze a fairy yerself — jus dont tell th Navy ya done it.
Joey & JMF: I don’t think either of you will be getting a toasted sandwich for supper any time soon.
archshrk: It’s OK. Try clapping your hands again, I think you’ll see her now.
Chickie: My TSF only brings white. Because I’m a good boy.
RaJ: You are a true believer, and you will never find yourself wanting of a toasted sandwich. Unlike the reprobates mentioned above.
I know what I’m going to put between the slices…
Or heated on a bun…
I think I’ve seen her in my dreams serving me weak orange squash and a breville toasted sandwich….with cheese and spam. Oh, sandwich fairy….I “heart” you.
You are lucky, Leon.