Sun 19 Feb 2006
The Mini Panther
Posted by anaglyph under Cats, Spooky
[7] Comments
I know you’re all wanting to know how Glitch is getting along. Well, I feed him a small child every few days and that seems to do the trick. I now have a chair and a whip and a nice red coat with gold buttons. We’ll be touring the show as soon as I finish welding the bars on his cage.
Looks like some devil-spawned cross between cat and spider. Yoinks!
Pretty soon only a child of … well … of YER SIZE will be all thatll satisfy him!
Advice: You be Siegfried. Get somone else t be Roy.
I just love it when your beloved pet decides they’re going to get a taste of man-flesh. There’s just that ever-enjoyable tingling sensation…
ah, good times.
I’ll worry about the whip and the chair and the welding. You just concentrate on getting us pictures of that coat.
Perhaps soon you can bring him round to some difficult peoples homes I know and allow him to eat them for dinner?
How did you get the sparks in his eyes?
Once they get the taste of blood nothing else will satisfy them. You better get one of those shark-bite proof gloves to wear during your act.