Wed 8 Feb 2006
Posted by anaglyph under God Creates... [13] Comments
Here I was thinking that agonising pain during childbirth was the usual misogyny when in fact it’s just alcohol!
I’m looking forward to seeing one about the monkeys.
The other monkeys.
“An th Lord God said: ‘Let us create Rasputin in our own image.'”
I wonder how they hid the bulge under his robes…
Worse: How bigs th biggest fig leaf in th Garden o Eden?
Not so perfect after all, eh God? Humans! I mean tsk tsk… What were you thinking?!
I’m really liking this “creation” series.
On what day did God create the cow?
the Cow created Herself, then kicked over the Holy Pail, which became the universe.
That God, he seems to have really screwed up. And drinking on the job, too! How can you trust a guy like that?
Intoxicants musta been pretty high up on th lista things t create. Intrestin priorities!
I’m waiting for the end of the series. Was this it? I can’t tell.
speaking of creating intoxicants: Q: Do you know why God created booze? A: So the Irish would never conquer the world.
Here I was thinking that agonising pain during childbirth was the usual misogyny when in fact it’s just alcohol!
I’m looking forward to seeing one about the monkeys.
The other monkeys.
“An th Lord God said: ‘Let us create Rasputin in our own image.'”
I wonder how they hid the bulge under his robes…
Worse: How bigs th biggest fig leaf in th Garden o Eden?
Not so perfect after all, eh God? Humans! I mean tsk tsk… What were you thinking?!
I’m really liking this “creation” series.
On what day did God create the cow?
the Cow created Herself, then kicked over the Holy Pail, which became the universe.
That God, he seems to have really screwed up. And drinking on the job, too! How can you trust a guy like that?
Intoxicants musta been pretty high up on th lista things t create. Intrestin priorities!
I’m waiting for the end of the series. Was this it? I can’t tell.
speaking of creating intoxicants: Q: Do you know why God created booze? A: So the Irish would never conquer the world.