Sat 11 Oct 2008
Today’s Paper
Posted by anaglyph under In The News, Laughs, Philosophy
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Punchline courtesy of Violet Towne – xxx
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Yes it’s all going to hell etc etc
The only bad news I like is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8feNFx3y3U
way before Spinal Tap too
Cheer up, you’ll be dead soonish
The King
We only use the paper for swatting flies, kids and starting fires.
No obituaries section?
Your reading the wrong news I tell you!
King Willy: What always catches me unawares is how fast it all goes to hell. You’d’ve thought I’d have at least learnt that lesson.
MI: I used to use it for wrapping up the cat shit until I realised that the paper was becoming the stinkier of the two.
Atlas: Obituaries are now issued as a second supplementary edition in bound form.
Malach: I used to read The Weekly World News until reality became more unbelievable than anything they could make up.