Fri 30 Dec 2011
Pencils Ready!
Posted by anaglyph under Rasputin
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Before this Year’s RIPE is a go
There’s something that I’d like to know:
Will the crowd against Woo
Participate too
Or will it just be me and Joe?
In previous years we relied
On folks who were tested and tried.
In future a lot
More’ll play, as we’ve got
The Twitterverse now on our side.
As always, all comers can play
But it’s merrier with more, as they say
So hark one and all
To the Rasputin call
And tense up, ‘cos tomorrow’s the day!
Yes. Tents UP!
By all means!
My pencil at the ready
For tomorrow’s the big day.
I want to be a comer
But first I gotta play.
My pen is bursting forth with ink
Before tomorrow’s caper.
Given that, I tend to think
I’ll need some blotting paper.
In the Castle we’re ready and primed
And at midnight we’ll start up our rhyme.
Our pencils will swing,
As loudly we sing,
“Rasputin, you’re dead, but never mind”.
The Tetherd Cow Asylum
Has the inmates acting squirrelly
Someone get the straightjackets:
They’re posting poemskis early!
What’s that dear Rev? Rasputin’s back?
Better pick up my pen before I get slack.
Having said that I fear, that this New Year,
May find me somewhat a hack.
The King
Tomorrow might be a bit awkward…
so here’s s bit of nonsense that tumbled out of my head.Not one of my better efforts, but I haven’t done this since Ms Lewinsky hit the headlines.
Boney M had a crack at this monk
(They reckoned he shred the Royal bunk)
But will Vladimir Putin
Like Grigor Rasputin
Be sung of as Russia’s great hunk?
Peter, please tidy-up the lines! It was OK when I wrote it.
I’m sorry, Dina, but the Rev don’t DO edits.
Not true.
I’m sure he’d … y’know … insert a missing S, if someone clearly intended to construct a possessive and botched it.
Key word there being ‘IF’ …
:)
It’s a time-based contingency.
Ain’t no Peter, round these parts neither.
Said Rasputin the monk one day.
I’ve had plenty of clerics, but barely a skerrick
comes close to one so gay!
The King
Finally it’s New Year’s in the land of Tetherd Cow!
Soon we’ll see Rasputin’s dick. It won’t be too long now!
In Brooklyn I’m hanging
Can’t waiting to be banging
Out a poem or two.
Which is more than I can say for Rasputin
‘s dick.
There once was a monk named Rasputin
Whose virility no soul is disputing
But his enemies pickled his penis
As his crimes were mostly quite heinous
You can further research by computing…
Good effort, only you’re in the wrong place! The party is here