Sun 18 Sep 2011
Safety Begins at Home
Posted by anaglyph under Safety Craig
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But what if they’re selling something really really interesting? Like a cult membership?
Only if it’s membership to the Cult of the Tetherd Cow.
I’ve been drinking the Mool-Aid for years now. Do we ever get a discount on the membership?
You can’t discount souls.
Sure you can. Network Television and the Government do it all the time.
But what if they have a puppy?
Not even if it has floppy ears.
What about my floppy eared puppy? Does she qualify for a discount? Can she even be considered for membership? She doesn’t read so well ya know, but she’s very non-judgemental.
No exceptions.
I guess she’ll get over it. Eventually.
How about Anthony Hopkins with some pate’?
Maybe you should check the local ‘Missing Persons’ file first, and no Chianti.
If I had bones they’d be a chillin’.
Ye heart’ll break into a thousand silver bits when ye cast eyes on our puppy!
Ye King
Yon scurvy lass
The crew’s already preparin’ the roastin’ spit. Arrrrrr!
Belay that.
Genius Bella!
The King
I gatecrashed a party with a puppy once, Very effective!
Based on experience: if you let a stranger into your home, they will probably use your water and electricity.
This is BAD, mm-kay?
The Rev is in our home now, that’s right the blighter has requisitioned The Castle for one of his blasted soirees, any suggestions people? Perhaps a poisoned canape? Feed him to The Puppy?
He’s hardly a stranger, but he is passing strange!
The King
Feed him the pate’.
It did taste just like chicken too.
The King
He was extra friendly so I was immediately suspicious and didn’t want to let him in, but The King made me.
I’d feel better if we had a Safety Ned on the scene.