Archive for October, 2005

The latest* in the continuing saga of strange messages left on my answering machine.

Explanations?

*See ‘Half a Bladder’

I know you have all been anxiously awaiting the leopard toilet seat. The linguistically excitable Innovations copywriters spruik it like this:

Put a leopard in your bathroom!

Replace your drab toilet seat with this easy to install, stunning leopard-design toilet seat.

…it will look exotic with any colour scheme.

I don’t know about you, but I like a level of comfort and safety to be present in the toilet environment. Evidently not everyone feels that way or else you wouldn’t get this kind of thing.

The Cow suggests that you might feel more at ease with one of these accompanied by one of these.