Wed 16 Mar 2005
Arise, Fair Sun…
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Now, let’s see, I’ve got this bit of wet concrete…
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Tue 15 Mar 2005
Guest Speaker
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This outside my local church. Nice little picture of a cup of coffee and biscuits. Does God prefer a cappuccino or a flat white, do you think?
Dinner included! God AND dinner! And coffee! Awesome!
How would the conversation go, I wonder? “Hey God, what is it with all these people (who haven’t even heard of you) starving to death in The Sudan? How the hell do you work the whole Vengeful/Merciful thing anyway? Must be a real bitch.”
Can’t imagine it would be an evening of light chat.
Mon 14 Mar 2005
By Jiminy…
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Stencil graffiti, churchyard wall, Newtown, Australia on a sunny autumn day.
Fri 11 Mar 2005
Half a Bladder?
Posted by anaglyph under Bizarre, Weird Messages
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I get strange messages on my answering machine. It’s happened since I’ve lived here. Very few of them are directed toward me and I sometimes feel like some kind of unwitting spirit medium for the phone age. This one from last night:
Robbie, did I say “half a kidney, or half a bladder?”. It’s “half a bladder”. OK mate? Sorry about that if I made a mistake. Bye.
Thing is, I’m trying to work out a context in which this would make sense, but I just can’t. Half a bladder? Half a kidney? Here, listen to it yourself and help me with this metaphysical telecommunications conundrum:
[Link] – mp3 file.
Thu 10 Mar 2005
Traces of Nuts?
Posted by anaglyph under Signs, Silly
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This on a prescription for sleeping pills. I think that with sleeping pills you’re kind of hoping that they will cause at least a certain amount of drowsiness otherwise they may as well be called ‘Nothing’ pills. The pharmacist didn’t find this amusing in the least. “Oh, it’s just the law“, she says. “Yes, I realise that, but it’s funny“, says I…
Oh well.
Sun 6 Mar 2005
Gardenia & Ivy
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It really was a beautiful dream. Gorey would understand, but few others.
